I am pleased to introduce my latest
One True Love...
'The Whore'
A 1960s velvet sofa, donated to my
favourite op shop by a local brothel.
Now gracing my living room...
Perfect for serving whore doevres...
Perfect for a whore-der like me...
Perfect for whore-ful posing...
So hit me up with your whore-ible puns.
You know you want to.
Sarah
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33 comments:
Hahhahahahahha. fabulous both of you, hahhahahahahahha
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Hope there are no whore-endous stains on it!
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Are you feeling Whoren out yet ? :)
Flippen Whore----Fabulous. Love it, dee xxx
I'm sure that one of these days I'm going to have some tea and few whore doevres on that brothelicious sofa with you, dressed in a matching leopard playsuit!You are fabulous!
I love you more than 'The Whore'<3
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The color is amazing and I bet the touch is also is amazing!
When I was underage I frequented an awful club just because 50 years before it was a brothel... and they didn't ID. I'm so happy for you and your hooker sofa. It makes me happy that there is someone else in the world who appreciates slutty furniture.
Fab and out of the whoredinary. I loves it I do!xxxxx
That sofa is slut-astic! If you meet the right guy speed-dating, maybe you'll be whorsing around on it soon!
Such a lovely sofa! I would love something like that in my house.
Amazing!!!!
That is the greatest sofa and its perfectly named too!!! Xo
hit hit hit :) xxxxxxx
Which cheek should I slap first?!
It's all rather whoreibbly fabularse, my darling!!! You're melting my heart in that glroiarse leaopard jumsuit, purrrrrrr!!!
Love you more than prancing leopards lustfully lying on whorey sofas!
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Does that couch make you feel "whore-ny"?
What fabulous photshoots you'll be able to do with such a divine sofa. All you need it some lamps with fringe trim!!
That is one whore-some couch!
That's a whore lotta love going on over there! MeoW!!!
Oh I DO want to!
And I want to slap that leopard-print-covered arse and call you Whortense, it seems an appropriately brothel-ish name.
You are giving me the whorn, looking at you whorizontal on the whorsehair sofa. My whormones are singing a cwhorus of Crazy Whorses right now!
Can't shoewhorn anymore in...
It's just as well.
Love the Whore.
Love you.
I need a lie down. xxxxxxxx
I don't think I could love it any m-whore than I do already!!!!! You are beyond f-whore-tunate to have it! You look amazing on it :)
Brilliant, puntastic! Grrrr what a sex kitten you are!
My tummy is whorting from laughing so much!!!!!!
You are just fabulous Miss Sarah, the kitten jumpsuit is just purring on the probably very rubbed velvet seat. (I wanted to put couch, but it's to like crouch).eeeekkkk.
Love V
Oh! We all have a fascination with sluts! My english is too poor for whore-ible puns :-(
Sofa, so good. Some velvet morning when I'm straight, I'm gonna Davenport myself back in time. Couch, that hurt!
Hahaha that made my day ! And hope you didn't pay a whore-rendous pice for that ! Sexy kitten ! xx
hahahaha!! I think that sofa is ad-whore-ably amazing! love it! :)
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Anita
Oh, I've missed this game. All your readers are too clever, they've got all the good ones, the only one which I could think of when I looked at you was Whore-ny and it's gone. ;) Love your sofa and you look a total fox in your little kitty outfit. xxx
Love all your crocheted cushions. Did you make them all yourself?
Looks like you're ready for some whore-sing around in those impressive jammies!
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bloody hell, those are some seriously "come hither" glances you're giving there... obviously the sofa is giving off vibes from it's previous home. You look stunning and so does The Whore, she's gorgeous. Hope you're feeling better! xxxxx
Bloomin whore! Such divine-ness! If only schemxy sofas such as this could talk...imagine the stories. And may I just add that I'm in awe of your pun skills ;)
Aysh xoxo
Holy WHORE! You look damn sexy on your sofa!
Ohhhh and the leopard print is lovely.
I've seen more Red Velvet Sofas here in the Southwest than you could possibly imagine! No telling how much Action the Tufted Red Temptress has seen... or is yet to see? *Winks*
From the Arizona Desert... Dawn... The Bohemian
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