Monday, January 21, 2013

Slap my cheek and call me rosy

I am pleased to introduce my latest 
One True Love...

'The Whore'

A 1960s velvet sofa, donated to my 
favourite op shop by a local brothel. 

Now gracing my living room...


Perfect for serving whore doevres...


Perfect for a whore-der like me...


Perfect for whore-ful posing...


So hit me up with your whore-ible puns. 

You know you want to.

Sarah
xxx

33 comments:

Sacramento Amate said...

Hahhahahahahha. fabulous both of you, hahhahahahahahha
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Fiona said...

Hope there are no whore-endous stains on it!
x

Nelly said...

Are you feeling Whoren out yet ? :)

delia hornbook said...

Flippen Whore----Fabulous. Love it, dee xxx

edie pop said...

I'm sure that one of these days I'm going to have some tea and few whore doevres on that brothelicious sofa with you, dressed in a matching leopard playsuit!You are fabulous!
I love you more than 'The Whore'<3
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Ofelia said...

The color is amazing and I bet the touch is also is amazing!

Jake said...

When I was underage I frequented an awful club just because 50 years before it was a brothel... and they didn't ID. I'm so happy for you and your hooker sofa. It makes me happy that there is someone else in the world who appreciates slutty furniture.

Ivy Black said...

Fab and out of the whoredinary. I loves it I do!xxxxx

Val Sparkle said...

That sofa is slut-astic! If you meet the right guy speed-dating, maybe you'll be whorsing around on it soon!

Mariela said...

Such a lovely sofa! I would love something like that in my house.

Carina Rosenholm said...

Amazing!!!!

cb said...

That is the greatest sofa and its perfectly named too!!! Xo

In the Ruins of Berlin said...

hit hit hit :) xxxxxxx

Helga! said...

Which cheek should I slap first?!
It's all rather whoreibbly fabularse, my darling!!! You're melting my heart in that glroiarse leaopard jumsuit, purrrrrrr!!!
Love you more than prancing leopards lustfully lying on whorey sofas!
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Trudie said...

Does that couch make you feel "whore-ny"?

menopauselsupermodel said...

What fabulous photshoots you'll be able to do with such a divine sofa. All you need it some lamps with fringe trim!!

Teresa said...

That is one whore-some couch!

Melanie said...

That's a whore lotta love going on over there! MeoW!!!

pastcaring said...

Oh I DO want to!
And I want to slap that leopard-print-covered arse and call you Whortense, it seems an appropriately brothel-ish name.
You are giving me the whorn, looking at you whorizontal on the whorsehair sofa. My whormones are singing a cwhorus of Crazy Whorses right now!

Can't shoewhorn anymore in...
It's just as well.

Love the Whore.
Love you.
I need a lie down. xxxxxxxx

PinkCheetahVintage said...

I don't think I could love it any m-whore than I do already!!!!! You are beyond f-whore-tunate to have it! You look amazing on it :)

Emalina said...

Brilliant, puntastic! Grrrr what a sex kitten you are!

two squirrels said...

My tummy is whorting from laughing so much!!!!!!
You are just fabulous Miss Sarah, the kitten jumpsuit is just purring on the probably very rubbed velvet seat. (I wanted to put couch, but it's to like crouch).eeeekkkk.
Love V

Ulla-Marie Nilsson said...

Oh! We all have a fascination with sluts! My english is too poor for whore-ible puns :-(

Indigo Violet said...

Sofa, so good. Some velvet morning when I'm straight, I'm gonna Davenport myself back in time. Couch, that hurt!

Bohemian vanity said...

Hahaha that made my day ! And hope you didn't pay a whore-rendous pice for that ! Sexy kitten ! xx

Thick Threads said...

hahahaha!! I think that sofa is ad-whore-ably amazing! love it! :)

xx
Anita

freckleface said...

Oh, I've missed this game. All your readers are too clever, they've got all the good ones, the only one which I could think of when I looked at you was Whore-ny and it's gone. ;) Love your sofa and you look a total fox in your little kitty outfit. xxx

Miss Maple said...

Love all your crocheted cushions. Did you make them all yourself?

daiseedeb said...

Looks like you're ready for some whore-sing around in those impressive jammies!
; )
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Miss Simmonds Says said...

bloody hell, those are some seriously "come hither" glances you're giving there... obviously the sofa is giving off vibes from it's previous home. You look stunning and so does The Whore, she's gorgeous. Hope you're feeling better! xxxxx

Truly Madly Beauty said...

Bloomin whore! Such divine-ness! If only schemxy sofas such as this could talk...imagine the stories. And may I just add that I'm in awe of your pun skills ;)

Aysh xoxo

Vintage Coconut said...

Holy WHORE! You look damn sexy on your sofa!
Ohhhh and the leopard print is lovely.

Bohemian said...

I've seen more Red Velvet Sofas here in the Southwest than you could possibly imagine! No telling how much Action the Tufted Red Temptress has seen... or is yet to see? *Winks*

From the Arizona Desert... Dawn... The Bohemian