Tuesday, November 6, 2012

I could check your prostate...

In my next life, I'm coming back as Marla 



You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 
You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. 


On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 



Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry, everybody's sorry.


I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around. 


Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. 



You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax. 



If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. 



She's a predator posing as a house pet.


Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic.



Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...




This chick Marla Singer did not have testicular cancer. She was a liar. 


She's a predator posing as a house pet.



You're welcome.

Sarah
xxx

29 comments:

OP SHOP MAMA said...

Love your labels at the bottom!

Superb one-liners. My prob is that I can never remember those crackers at the right moment!

Looking boobacious! Artistic and thought provoking - Yeah!!!
x

edie pop said...

Your lie reflected my lie..this is so beautiful, I could cry and I couldn't sleep tonight.

AMAZING MASTERPIECE

I love you more than Marla!

Sue said...

You are full of wonderful surprises aren't you?? Loved it and the waving penis at the end with the Bradmiester!! You do take a good black and white!! ♥

Vix said...

You are a fucking genius and so hot in your Marla outfit I could turn gay just looking at you!
Love you more than Brad Pitt's body. xxxxxxxxx

Lyosha said...

God, you look fab! so sexy! I checked twice as at first I thought your shots were from the movie

Lyosha
Inside and Outside Blog

Miss Simmonds Says said...

Hahaha! Wobbly cock! You look fucking.stunning. Edie does too and you've both captured different aspects of the character beautifully. This is a very sexy photoshoot, you couldn't look hotter, actually I bet you could. Helena B C is a goddess and so are you.
You two have raised the bar as far as fashion blog photoshoots go, which of us can compete with this? Xxxxxcxx

thorne garnet said...

What drama! Now I guess I should go watch Fight Club.

karensomethingorother said...

love, love, love your photos Sarah, but you don't have the hard gutter edge--only classic film noire beauty.

Emalina said...

That is one sexy and gorgeous post! Amazing photos, a stellar cleavage, well done!

cb said...

You are amazing!!!!!! This was so much fun, i love this post! More more, more!!!!!!!
Xoxxoxoxox,cb

MistressCatgirl said...

Great photos and great post! Fight club is such a great movie and Helena Boheme-Carter is a great actress.

Bella Q said...

Whoa. Fucking whoa. The whole idea of this- you and Ila is brilliant- I love the way you both did this. Now I think it's time for a Fight Club re-watch. It's been forever. xo.

Krista said...

This is just beautiful and far too deep for this early in the morning! Both of you gals have really done an amazing job here. OMG I just heard a crazy sound turns out the bar in my closet that all my clothes hang on just buckled...crap have I got a mess to clean up. I think it's funny it just happened as I was typing this.
Iloveyoumorethandildos!!!

Ivy Black said...

Perfect. Feck me...Brad, Helena, Edward, Edie and you...well, there's a fecking party and I'll bring the beers! Can I have Edward for a bit?
xxxxxxxxxx

The Pugnacious Vegetarian said...

Great post!

Helga! said...

I HAVE turned gay just looking at you!
That's IT, no more cock, I'm a carpet muncher now......
This is FRIGGING FABULARSE!!!!
I'm gagging to see Edie's post.....you are TOO SEXY TO LIVE!
Fecking brillant post.
Love it. Love you MORE than this post, and that's saying something!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Marla said...

Love your photos.

Lakota [Faith Hope and Charity Shopping] said...

Ooh ooh, I don't know whose Marla I like best. There's only one way to find out...FIGHT! But you know, stylishly.

You look awesome. Have you seen that HBC is going to play Miss Haversham in a film of Great Expectations? Can't wait!

x

pastcaring said...

Well I am going to have to make a confession, which may mean you dump me... I've never seen Fight Club. There, the truth has been told!
But I can appreciate a gorgeous sexy woman, a fabulous cleavage, a wonderful outfit, and a set of the most amazing, strikingly beautiful photos.
And a nodding penis.
Off to check out Edie now, you two are a match made in heaven!
Xxxxxxxxxxx

No Model Lady said...

LOVE this, mama!! So badass.

Luna Tiger said...

Oh ! I didn't hear about this film, and now I want to see it !
You're so glamourous here !
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Forest City Fashionista said...

Holy Fuck you are AWESOME!!!! One of my top 10 flicks, and Bonham Carter inhabited the Marla character brilliantly. Your rack looks marvelous darling, although the face makeup is rather unsettling.

Melanie said...

Film noire, tough-talkin' dame with a nose for danger. Yes, I was here before and couldn't comment because you and Edie took my breath away with these incredible posts. It has all the elements of darkness and beauty that I love (and my favourite kitchen appliance in the last photo).

BellaBean Vintage said...

OMG!! Brilliant post!! You look fabulous and a little freaky! You and Helena have alot in common - both beautiful and fabulously quirky. Jen

Veshoevius said...

Holy cow! How hot are you? You make a magnificent Marla - what a bombshell you are in that hat and jacket! Whahooga!

Stacey said...

You make a sensational Marla! If I win the lotto I'm paying someone to remake Fight Club with you in it! You are totally smokin' in these pics!

Mary Lou said...

amazing! i´ve already seen edie´s post but you are both gorgeous and the better marla´s than the original!! and wow that cleavage! you are hot hot hot;)
kiss,mary

Truly Madly Beauty said...

Holy cow! You are one bad ass hottie Sarah! You look smokin in those stunning piccies! Oh...& the addition of brad & ed is MUCH appreciated also ;)

Aysh xoxo

Daniel said...

You're way better than Marla ! I'm ordering realistic wax , marble statues of all my favorite looks you've post and I'll decorated my whole house with them I'll put some in the entrance so guests are greeted with you , I'll put some in the living room , dinning room , in the bathrooms in my room , in the garden everywhere ! So AUnty will always be with me ! This ain't creepy this is pure LOve !