Apparently the new poncho has superpowers
A True Story
So mi Ada bumped her head a week ago and a week later it was still hurter, so she went in yesterday for a CT scan.
They told her to come back today for the results.
So she did... she arrived 15 minutes early,
at 2.45pm and waited patiently patiently patiently...
She was still waiting when I left work just after 5pm
so I joined her for moral support and we waited
patiently patiently patiently...
So finally, after four hours, Ada was called in by Dr Cockface Smarmypants. We went into the office and he looked at her and then looked at me, with much eyebrow raising and smirking and looked at the computer and said "You've been waiting four hours! Ha Ha Ha!".
Yeah, frickin hilarious, motherfucker.
Again he looked at her and looked at me and asked me
"Who are you?" (smirk) "Are you her mother?"
"Well, who are you?" he demanded.
(He is desperate for us to be lesbians.)
"She's my friend" Ada said.
I'm pretty sure there is steam coming from my ears.
He leans back in his chair, grinning like a mofo...
"So, what's the problem today?" he asked.
"I'm just here for my CT results" Ada said.
He picked up a bit of paper...
"It's normal" he said.
Then tried to make his 'four hours/lesbian/mother' joke again.
Ada has been waiting four hours in a stinky waiting room with people puking and yelling and coughing and she's had a headache for a week, which you think is funny. You are convinced that we are secret lesbians, and that is somehow titillating. You have asked me if I'm Ada's mother to try to make me feel uncomfortable. And you are a smarmy, eyebrow waggling, smirky-bastardy-faced-smart-arsey-shit-eating-douche-canoe...
and I snapped
He tried again... "Oh, four..."
I am pointing my finger like a woman possessed.
"SSH! DON'T. YOU. SAY. ONE. MORE. WORD!"
He starts again "Oh..."
Must. Not. Punch. The. Fuckwit.
"YOU. ARE. A. VERY. RUDE. MAN!"
Whoa! That'll learn him!
And we left.
Ada says my eyes were very googly!
We are still laughing about it four hours later.
Man, I hate that guy.
But it was pretty funny!
The poncho made me invincible!
Now excuse me, I have to go tuck Ada into bed.