Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Who's got big balls?

I picked up another jumpsuit for my collection the other day...


Oh yeah... leopard print nylon!


The tag reads 'Texwear Lingerie'... is it a nightie? 
Who would wear it to bed... it would take too long to go to the loo!

I wore: 
Jumpsuit, bracelets and hat flower - Op shopped 
Hat - Inherited from my Mum 
Belt - Retail (years ago)
Mood ring - Gift from our Vix (she'll be home any day!)
1960s enamel earrings - Gift from the delightfully disgraceful Desiree

Last week I picked up this treasure in an op shop... lovely, but a bit dull


she was begging to be covered in hot glue and flowers 
and look how perfect she is on my front door!


Requisite ridiculous pose...


And my January Roundup... more hits than misses!


And just in case you have not had enough awesomeness, look who hopped 
through my front yard and into the neighbouring overgrown garden this evening...


Russell Crowe! I haven't seen him for ages...
He's almost seven feet tall when he stands up straight 
and he has the biggest balls I've ever seen!

Helgastock2012 Countdown:THREE SLEEPS!

Sarah
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27 comments:

sacramento said...

You are sooooooooooooo beautiful Sarah, and always manage to make me laugh. I bet the virgen Mary is happy in your house, LOl.
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Nelly said...

You lucky jumpsuit loving woman!! and Look at Mr Crowe my isnt he a big boy LOL I think I am near as excoted as you about HH coming to visit cant wait to see the shenanigans you 2 get up to poor G lol

Lakota [Faith Hope and Charity Shopping] said...

Hahahaha! I was enjoying the post and then you hit us with Russell Crowe to end with - fantastic!

(also liking the leopard and our lady of the plastic flowers)

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Psycho Sue- Sew Misunderstood said...

I love that wall plaque you redid! Those pants are hot too. I am so excited for Helgastock that I could pee myself!

Style Sud-Est said...

Oh! A kangaroo, how cool is that and plus in your backyard!
Pretty exotic for me!
Your jumpsuit is pretty cool
I found a jumpsuit this week, it will be on my next post as thrift finds!

Take care

Ariane xxxxx

pastcaring said...

Ooh, I hope Holy Mary, Mother of the Plastic Flowers averted her eyes from Russell and his enormous balls!
She probably won't approve of your leopard jumpsuit either, but who cares? I LOVE it! Gggrrrrr!!
And btw - misses? I don't see ANY misses, Mrs! xxxxxxx

Vintage Sweetheart said...

I love the jumpsuit maybe it was night wear that kept hubby away?? ha ha. That is one mighty kangaroo they're so cool to watch. xxx

Trees said...

That's one hell of a jumpsuit lady - who would keep such a thing for sleepwear? It's fabulousity needs to be shared with the world!!

I love what you did with the shrine, another option would have been rhinestones *bling* - or is that a step too far?

Woah - that Roo is HUGE!! Sometimes I forget about that all those crazy Australian animals that we have in zoo's in NZ actually just hang out in nature in Aussie;) If I saw a roo for reals in nature, I would be pretty excited, and possibly a wee bit scared...

Five Ferns Fibreholic said...

I wish Russell Crowe would hop into my garden. Some gals have all the luck.

Sal said...

That j-suit is undeniably fabulous. As are you. As is the fact that you have a 'roo with huge balls stalking you.

Miss Simmonds Says said...

I love Russell's pursed lips-just-been-caught-in-the-act-stare. What a handsome fellow. Mary looks a lot better all brightened up. Where do you get your endless supply of flowers from?

Krista said...

You sexy kitten, love this new jumper and paired with that floppy hat you rock it sister! I love what you did to Mary and I am jealous of a pink front door, the things I would do if Chris wasn't around :) Love your Jan round up pictures too.

HOLY BIG BALLS look at that roo, wow amazing you do live out in the wild! YEAH Helga and G are almost here!!!!

BIGKISSES~
Krista

karensomethingorother said...

Sarah, my lovely, I forgot to tell you I gave you a "shout out" in THIS POST:

http://karensomethingorother.blogspot.com/2012/01/frumpy-stay-at-home-mom-not-today.html

Love your new jump suit. It was especially fun with the accessories--as always. Those earrings are fun, fun, fun. Hilarious about the big balls.

karensomethingorother said...

Oh, and how do you find so many fun MARY things? I am obsessed with MARY, but I haven't seen anything good in the second-hand stores around here yet!

Trashsparkle said...

EEeeeeekk - that kangaroo is a bit scary to loom out of your post all of a sudden like that (but I was wondering when you were getting round to the balls, so shouldn't have been surprised!) Bet he lurves your colourful house. Has he tried hopping into your house, or do you have to keep the doors shut, just in case?

Wish the scabby kids in my neighbourhood could be trusted not to nick a glue-gunned-Mary off my door... I WANT ONE TOO!!!!

Millions of manicures, bangles, awesome colour-fests - and that's just the first month of your year! xx

delia hornbook said...

OH WOW Russel has just made my day i get excited when i get a bird in my garden or i can hear them first thing in the morning and not the blasted seaguls but Ooohhh to have a very live Joey in your garden would be amazing ;-)) I love your hat you look so cute in the whole outfit. And i love what you did with the figure flower power rocks ;-)) dee xxx

Sue said...

I love you PINK wall!!! And I like how you pimped your religious do-dacky thing, much better. Agree with "who would wear the jumpsuit to bed"? Looks superb on you.

Helga! said...

Russell Crowe!!! He's getting ready for Helgastock too!
Phwoar,balls of furry steel!
I ADORE Our Mary of the Plastic Flowers!!! magic transformation! I can't see Disapproving Mary disapproving of her at all! Kitschtastic!!
EEEEEKmleopard NYLON jumpsuit!!!! OMG OMG OMG! Not only are you in Kafstanistan, you are also in Jumpsuit Central!Ah, the glory!!!
It's so exciting that everyone is excited about Helgastock!I could also pee myself!
Love you more than pee pants!
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Vintage Coconut said...

HOLY HELL MOTHER OF Leopardness that jumpsuit is fierce!
*weeps and whimpers*
I LOVEEEE IT (Who cares about the Loo when you have something that fantastic on.)

The Mary makeover = exquisite

And omg it would be a dream come true to have a kangaroo in my backyard. But that woun't happen in Canada... The weirdest animal I found in mine was a turtle.

Green Tea and Cupcakes said...

Love all the colour in your January round up, yet another gorgeous jumpsuit i'm so jealous. Never mind his balls that kangaroo is freaking huge.

the Citizen Rosebud said...

Love the dolled up Virgin and Russell Crowe! What fun you are, and that jumpsuit's got some big balls on it too. Jingle Jangle!

Kylie said...

I love your Mary Sarah, she looks so much prettier against your (fabulous) hot pink wall, adorned with placcy flowers. Don't forget to say a Hail Mary on your way past!

Forest City Fashionista said...

That is one deliciously "divine" door decoration (say that five times fast). I am loving that hat--you look very fabulously feline.

OP SHOP MAMA said...

That mary is GOLD! Legendary transformation. It's a miracle!
x
Looking hot too, as is Mr. Crowe.

Miss Peregrin said...

I can't imagine trying to struggle my way out of a jumpsuit in the middle of the night for a pee! It's bad enough in daylight (especially after a few drinks!). That being said, that jumpsuit is incredible! I'm rather fond of the renovated Mary for your front door as well.

Mary Lou said...

haha sarah i´m so jelous i never ever will meet russel crow in my garden ;) well maybe if i could borrow your freakin awesome leoprint jumpsuit, maybye this fierce style attracted him to you;) you look fabulous as always darling!
kiss,mary

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

I would start doing 15 Hail Mary's a day if I had your spectacular floral-ised plaque on a pink wall!!!! Jesus Kerist All-Frickin' Mighty ... and in a leopard-print fecking jumpsuit to boot - there is fab, then there is FAB XOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXO