Seriously, I cannot believe I even have to say this...

Hmmm... I should probably ignore this nonsense but I often don't  listen to my better judgment so here I go...
and this will be my final word on this 'issue', so anyone else who wants to email me about this
please be advised that you will be ignored... and mocked fucking mercilessly.

I have received two emails in the last few days that have made me pull this face:

See those forehead wrinkles? They are saying 'Are you fucking kidding me?' and also "Ever heard of Botox?"

The first email advises "you are obviously homophobic and don't even know that the word 'poof' is not aceptable [sic] to use anymore, so stop writing about thinks [sic] you don't even know about". 

The only way I can think to answer this is to advise the reader to go back and reread the entire post and they will see that I was directly quoting Carlotta, who is allowed to say whatever the fuck she likes because she started life as a cock in a frock on a rock.
So, get a grip, ya frickin douche canoe.*

The second email sent me a link to a pic of Mr Schu kissing a guy and advises "Sorry to burst your bubble dear Sarah but Mr Shu [sic] aint all he's 'cracked' up to be... You could be his beard tho."

So the first email is accusing me of being homophobic and the second email is from a homophobe who thinks she is 'bursting my bubble' by breaking it to me that someone on my list is allegedly gay. Oy.

I am so sorry if I didn't make it clear, and I have now amended the disclaimer at the top of the list to more clearly reflect the following: I do not care whether someone is alive or dead, real or fictitious, gay or straight... those criteria are of no interest to me and will not affect The List.
Let us all keep in mind that the list also includes fictitious characters and guys that have been dead for forty years.

It's 2010 for crap's sake. Who the fuck is even homophobic any more? Ignorant, small minded weirdie christian freaks and back-water bogans (rednecks) are apparently still homophobic, that's who. And if they are reading my blog then there's a lot more to offend them here so I recommend you move along, people, because there's nothing here for you.

There's something here for racists, however... I present, for your viewing pleasure,
Mister Pinky Fluff Bum, the gay, bearded, white supremicist unicorn:

 You're welcome.

Community service announcement: 
Google image search the words "who is homophobic?"  and "racist tattoo" at your own risk. Oy.

* 'Douche canoe' followed me home from The Bloggess (aka the funniest chick in the universe).

OK I know this post has gone on WAY longer than was warranted but do yourself a huge favour and listen to this. I promise it's worth it. When have I ever led you astray?